CROWS THAT COULD SCARE-LESS

WE’VE GOT SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT

I SHALL TAKE THE HEART,  FOR THE BRAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE HAPPY AND HAPPINESS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. –TIN MAN

WAS OUT FOR DINNER WITH A SCARECROW THE OTHER NIGHT, BUT HE DIDN’T EAT MUCH. HE WAS ALREADY STUFFED.

SCARECROW, SCARECROW, HOW SCARY CAN YOU BE? YOU SCARED THE CROWS, BUY YOU DIDN’T SCARE ME!

WHAT IS A SCARECROW’S FAVORITE FRUIT? STRAW-BERRIES!

WHAT IS A SCARECROW’S FAVORITE FOOD? STUFFING!

HOW DOES A SCARECROW DRINK FROM A CUP? WITH A STRAW!

SCARECROWS, CORN ROWS, PUMPKINS ON THE VINE, LEAVES CURL, WIND SWIRLS, FALL IS RIGHT ON TIME.

AUTUMN, YOUR MIND IS THE GARDEN, YOUR THOUGHTS ARE THE SEEDS, THE HARVEST CAN EITHER BE FLOWERS OR WEEDS.

WHAT DID THE SCARECROWS NAME THEIR BABY? HAY BALE!

WHY DID THE SCARECROW NOT HANG OUT WITH THE COWS? BECAUSE IT MIGHT COST HIM AN ARM AND LEG.

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE DJ SCARECROW? TURNIP THE BEET!

WHY DID THE SCARECROW FAIL AS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN? BECAUSE ALL HIS JOKES WERE CORNY!

WHAT DID THE SCARECROW GET PAID FOR DOING SUCH A HARD JOB? A GOOD CELERY!

I FEEL GOOD FROM MY HEAD …TO-MA-TOES

WHY DID THE SCARECROW GET THE PROMOTION? BECAUSE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD.

FIVE FAT BLACKBIRDS, SITTING ON THE STRAW, LAUGHING AT THE SCARECROW, CAW!CAW!CAW! FIVE FAT BLACKBIRDS, EATING ALL THE CORN. SILLY OLD BIRDS, IT’S GOING TO STORM. POOR SAD SCARECROW SITTING ON A FENCE, “BOO!” YELLED THE SCARECROW, AWAY THEY WENT!

THIS JOB ISN’T FOR EVERYONE, BUT HAY…IT’S IN MY JEANS.

DOROTHY: HOW DO YOU TALK IF YOU DON’T HAVE A BRAIN? SCARECROW: WELL, SOME PEOPLE WITHOUT BRAINS DO AN AWFUL LOT OF TALKING, DON’T THEY?

I’M A LITTLE SCARECROW, RAGGEDY AND WORN. I WEAR A HAT AND A SHIRT THAT’S TORN. WHEN THE CROWS COME, I WAVE AND SHOUT, “AWAY FROM MY GARDEN! GET ON OUT!”