Please join us for the 200th annual Halloween Parade of Homes. A neighborhood found in the middle of nowhere. People have been dying to tour these “cookie cutter” homes for years. Touring these cul-de-sac homes are a once in a lifetime experience. Coupons for this event can be found in the “Dreadville News” and the “Hard Times” newspapers. VIP tickets, 50% off or BOGO coupons are available to purchase in advance. All proceeds and rigor mortis money collected will go toward new homes, mansions and castles for future residents. This amazing night begins at dusk and ends at dawn. Please drive carefully. We have two cemeteries, no hospitals. Directions below … no early birds please!
The tour begins with the newest house in the neighborhood, the world famous Kitchen Witch. She is known all over the world for her ability and skill to council rare and unusual familiars back to health. But, tonight she is hosting a Witches Tea for the new members of the “Pointy Hat Society.” She has been slaving over her cauldron trying to stir up a potion that would warm their hearts. As a party favor, she is giving flying lessons. There was only one stipulation, they have to BYOB (bring your own broom.) (CLICK HERE)
Just across the street are the O’Lanterns. Mr. Jack and Mrs. Jill O’Lantern moved into their home, they call “The Pumpkin Patch,” the first of October. They have adopted pumpkins from all over the world, it is a must see (CLICK HERE).
Next on the tour is Mr. and Mrs. C. Dracula’s home, the oldest residents on the block (CLICK HERE).
On the corner of the cul-de-sac is W. Witch, she is single, she can’t keep a man. Thanks to her professionalism and expertise, toads are not extinct (CLICK HERE).
Next door is the Pirate family (CLICK HERE) and last but not least, the scariest in the neighborhood is the Gruesome family. (CLICK HERE)
Enjoy your adventure. Be sure to get your hand stamped to receive your complementary candy from the tour guide.
DIRECTIONS: 
“GO THATTA WAY” TO
“GOA WAY” THEN LEFT ON 
“FARFARA WAY,” DRIVE DOWN
“ONE WAY OR ANOTHER” TO 
“MY WAY.” PASS
“HAVITURE WAY” TO 
“THIS WAY OR WRONG WAY.” TAKE THE
“ROUND-A-BOUT” TO THE CORNER OF 
“NEVA AND EVA ROAD.” MAKE A LEFT AT
“HARD TO FIND DRIVE.” GO TO STOP SIGN AT 
“2TH AVENUE,”
“MEMORY LANE” AT THE DEAD END OF 
“WITS END.”
“YIELD AHEAD” TO ELDERLY PEDESTRIANS CROSSING AT 
“LITTLE HOPE CEMETERY” AT
“HIDDEN ENTRANCE” AT THE END OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.
We at Hot Pl8z and Tablescapes value your feedback and would appreciate you taking a few moments and filling out the comment card below. Vote on your favorite house and why. Be sure and rate your overall experience. Also, rate the friendliness of the staff and how likely you would refer this Halloween Parade of Homes to a friend.
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LOL You so funny!
The staff of this parade of homes are so clever. I know I would have gotten lost if not for the great directions. I’m in a dilemma as to my favorite home. I have to vote for the O’Lantern’s since I love their pumpkin collection. But my second choice is the Gruesome family. I love the eerie green light with all the black in their home. I don’t think I could live in that neighborhood because I’d be too scared to sleep.
Love the Parade of Homes and can’t wait to see who moves in during 2021. My favorite residents are W. Witch and her family. I just think the little flying witches are the cutest!
Should be easy to find! Thanks for the directions!