KITCHEN WITCH

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IT’S A BREW-TIFUL DAY

KITCHEN WITCH – A GOOD LUCK CHARM TO WARD OFF BAD SPIRITS

I AM THE GOOD LUCK KITCHEN WITCH RIDING MY BROOM, LOVE AND AFFECTION I WILL BRING TO THIS ROOM. POTS BOILING OVER ARE A THING OF THE PAST, WITH MY KIND OF MAGIC GOOD FORTUNE WILL LAST. I’LL KEEP BURNT FOODS AND BAD COFFEE AWAY, FOR I AM THE GOOD LUCK KITCHEN WITCH AND I AM HERE TO STAY.

THE GOOD LUCK KITCHEN WITCH – NOTHING SPILLS, NOTHING SPOILS, OVERCOOKS OR OVER BOILS. THIS KITCHEN WITCH UPON HER BROOM BRINGS LOVE AND LUCK TO ANY ROOM!

LEGEND INDICATES THAT WHEN YOU HANG A KITCHEN WITCH, CAKES AND BREADS WILL RISE, RICE, BEANS AND TOAST WILL NOT BURN. POTS WILL NEVER BOIL DRY AND THERE WILL NEVER BE TOO MUCH SALT WHEN BAKING, BOILING OR STEWING. THE SPICES YOU MIX WILL BE PERFECT, AS WELL AS THE TEA AND COFFEE YOU SERVE.

I’M A WORKER OF MAGIC, RIDING MY BROOM. I’M A KITCHEN WITCH SENDING LOVE TO THIS ROOM. I EXERCISE ALL DEMONS: BOILING POTS OVER, STEWS BURNING BLACK, UNSAVORY DINNERS, COFFEE MUDDY BLACK, UNHAPPINESS IS A THING OF THE PAST. THIS KITCHEN WITCH MAKES “GOOD LUCK” LAST.

GHOST AND GOBLINS SPOOKS GALORE, SCARY WITCHES AT YOUR DOOR, JACK-O-LANTERNS SMILING BRIGHT, WISHING YOU A HAUNTING NIGHT

SOME DAYS YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT ON THE HAT AND REMIND THEM WHO THEY’RE DEALING WITH.

LITTLE WITCH ON HER OWN, TRUST HER BROOM TO GUIDE HER HOME.

RULES FROM A KITCHEN WITCH:   ALWAYS STIR CLOCKWISE, CUT MINDFULLY AND GRATEFULLY, DO ALL PREPARATIONS IN A LOVING SPIRIT, FEAST GRATEFULLY, GIVE AND SHARE WHAT YOU SPARE, INVOKE BLESSINGS OF GOD ON ALL FOOD, LOVE GOES INTO EVERY DISH, MINDFULLY GATHER INGREDIENTS, RESOLVE TO BE GRATEFUL AND NOT WASTEFUL, OPEN YOUR SENSES AND ENJOY YOUR SURROUNDINGS, USE UTENSILS CAREFULLY AND THEN CLEAN UP, VALUE TIME SPENT WITH LOVED ONES AND BUILD TRADITIONS.

WITCHEN’ IN THE KITCHEN, IT’S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS

YOU SAY WITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING

A YEAR AND A DAY OF EVERYDAY WITCHCRAFT … 366 DAYS TO WITCHIFY YOUR LIFE

BY THE PRICKING OF MY THUMBS, SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

GRAB A SACK AND HIT THE STREET, ONE NIGHT ONLY, TRICK OR TREAT!!! CAULDRONS BUBBLE AND BROOMSTICKS TWITCH, WHAT A NIGHT TO BE A WITCH! HOCUS POCUS, TOIL AND TROUBLE, MAKE IT HALLOWEEN, ON THE DOUBLE! TAKE A WITCH, ADD ONE BROOM, CAST A SPELL AND WATCH HER ZOOM! BE A VAMPIRE OR A BAT, PROBABLY BEST TO RUN FROM THAT! EYE OF NEWT AND GOBLIN BOOGER, JUST A WITCH’S CREAM AND SUGAR! STICKY FINGERS AND TIRED FEET, ONE LAST HOUSE, “TRICK OR TREAT!” WITCHY BREWED A POTION STRONG, TOOK HER ALL OCTOBER LONG… PUMPKIN SMILE AND BLACK CAT GRIN, TIME TO LET THE SPOOKY IN!

I DON’T ALWAYS WEAR BLACK, SOMETIMES I WEAR NOTHING.

DON’T MAKE ME FLIP MY WITCH SWITCH

BADDEST WITCH ON THE BLOCK

SPELL TIMES: DAWN – spells for study, business, employment, healing & travel. Perform rituals of purification & to bless new beginnings. NOON – spells of strength, courage, protection, success, opportunity & money issues. SUNSET – spells for release, letting go of illness, heartbreak & failure. Banish misery & pain. Perform rituals for breaking additions & negative habits. NIGHT – spells to enhance self development,  psychic dreams & awareness, divination & spirituality, love, peace, healing of old wounds and releasing stress.

DEAR LORD, PLEASE GRANT ME THE STRENGTH TO NOT WHACK SOMEONE WITH MY BROOM TODAY.

Hocus pocus, I need candy to focus.

THIS IS A WICKEDLY DELICIOUS WITCHES KITCHEN … JUST STIRRING UP A LITTLE MAGIC

I’D CURSE YOU BUT YOU’RE NOT WORTH THE HERBS

I just want to bake and ignore all of my witchy problems.

WITCHES HOME RULES 1.) Do not bring spirits into the house unless they come in a bottle 2.) No parking brooms outside 3.) Any dust that collects is considered to be magic sprinkles 4.) Say thank you 3x before your feet hit the floor 5.) Bless your morning coffee with vibes of productivity and creativity 6.) Every time you use your keys visualize they are unlocking opportunities to get closer to your dreams.

SOME DAYS I’M EXTRA WITCHY, I ONLY SPOOK WHEN SPOOKEN TO.

WICKED POTIONS & SPELLS GALORE, MADE WITH INGREDIENTS AND INTENTIONS PURE

I’m a bakeaholic witch on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the broom to get more ingredients.

I love baking, that means I live in a sugar filled world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding.

A WITCHES KITCHEN, WHERE EVERYTHING TASTES A LITTLE MORE MAGICAL

MEN! YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM. YOU CAN’T TURN THEM INTO FROGS.

Would a witch wear shoes this fabulous?

EASY PEASY PROSPERITY SPELL: RAISE YOUR STANDARDS AND ENJOY

DOUBLE, DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE, FIRE BURN AND CAULDRON BUBBLE

WITCHY TIPS: STIR YOUR DRINKS, FOOD AND SPECIAL MIXTURES CLOCKWISE TO PROMOTE THINGS, (PRODUCTIVITY, CREATIVITY, SLEEP) AND COUNTERCLOCKWISE TO DECREASE THINGS (DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, FEAR)!

COLD WIND CHILLS YOU TO THE BONE? DO WHAT SPOOKS HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN! GRAB A CAULDRON (OR A CUP) ADD MIX AND WATER, STIR IT UP. GARNISH WITH A WORM OR TWO, A WARMING CUP OF WITCHES’ BREW!

WITCHES BREW AND BAT WING STEW, COME TASTE OUR PUNCH AND CUPCAKES TOO

HOUSE RULES FOR A KITCHEN WITCH’S HOME 1. LEAVE YOUR DRAMA AT THE DOOR. 2. DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING THAT LOOKS CHARMED, FOR IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CURSED. 3. POISONOUS PLANTS ARE NOT ALWAYS LABELED AS SUCH. BEWARE! 4. RESPECT OUR ANIMAL FRIENDS, FOR THEY ARE NOT JUST FAMILY, BUT ALSO FAMILIARS. 5. OUR KITCHEN IS SACRED, SO PLEASE CLEAN UP ANY MESS AS TO NOT ANGER THE SPIRITS WITHIN. 6. PATIENCE IS KEY, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE YOUR SPIRITS TIME TO WORK.

WHEN A BAT FLIES IN YOUR HAIR, SO MUCH FOR CLEAN UNDERWEAR!

I’M A KITCHEN WITCH, WHAT IS YOUR SUPERPOWER?

A WICKED WITCH AND A GRUMPY OLD TOAD LIVE HERE